WHAT WAR MEANS TO A WARRIOR
Warriors do not glorify war. They have been there, done that, and found no glory.
War is a terrible thing, but sometimes the alternative can be much worse.
A true warrior does not want war. He fights because he must. He kills only when necessary, because he knows killing is a terrible thing. It changes you......forever!
WARRIORS
WANTED:
A number of brave/foolhardy/thrill-mongering grunts for a heroic quest involving the crushing of evil, the slaying of said evil, the rescue of innocents, with a few emotional subplots along the way.
Number of bad guys: EXTREME!
Loot Level: Depends what you classify as “loot”.
(Goat farmers may find this emotionally and financially rewarding.)
Opportunities to showcase aggressive nature, seek revenge, spend cold nights eating cold meals from a can or bag, and take R&Rs you can't remember anything about when their over. As a side benefit, you get to re-live these wonderful experiences in your nightmares for the rest of your life.
Knowledge of Dante helpful but not necessary. You can learn the theory of "eternity lost" as you go.
Transportation will be provided, along with a variety of amusing toys to play with once your there.
Applicants must supply their own sense of humor.
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